Funny Quotes
- “To me, Damn and hell are like go and fetch” - Ms. Tina Williams
- The difference between Stupidity and Genius is simple. Genius has limits, stupidity knows NO bounds.
- Tap on my window, knock on my door, I want to make you feel beautiful- M5
- Dude, That is Redunkulous- Ricky, Buckman, Myself
- No! Today it’s all the Jennifer Lopez and the Mariah Carey, she’s… She’s a little too much.- Mr. Z Frank
- I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.
- The good news is, I can see a light at the end of the tunnel. The bad news is, with my luck, it’s probably a freakin train.
- There are times when it’s just not possible to make people feel better about themselves. If you really want to see results, try to make them feel worse.
- I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem!
- Never confuse your agape with your Eros. That’s just bad news son.
- Dear Cupid, Lay off the crack.
- And some girl with an elbow coming out of her forehead.- The Vanilla Gorilla
- To me- Dude, Drama follows you for some reason. I’m not saying you’re the source… I’m saying you’re the magnet- Tiffy G
- I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in…
- No b*stard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb b*stard die for his country.- George Patton
- Everyone seems normal before you get to know them.
- There are two theories when arguing with women… neither works.
- Make no mistake, it’s not revenge he’s after, it’s a reckoning.- Doc Holliday
- Also known as, Not doin the hibbity-dibbity unless you is being married to the person.- The Lord’s Man
- “Sort of” is such a harmless phrase. Unless it’s preceded by another phrase like, “I love you” or “You’re going to live”
- Starfish and Coffee, Maple Syrup and Jam, Butterscotch Clouds, a Tangerine, and a side order of Ham. If you let your mind free honey, maybe you would understand. Starfish and Coffee, Maple Syrup and Jam.
-Prince
- I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
- Have you lived here all your life? “Not Yet”
- “And yet the United States still has no proof that Saddam hated the U.S.”- A Livejournal post.
What’s it like in your world sparky?
- There is Hope For Rock N Roll- Will Hoge
- “Don’t get your panties in a bunch. Nothing is solved and it makes you walk funny!” ~GPD
- Happiness is like peeing in your pants… everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!~ Kara?
- John Williams does not do Malls~ Tina Williams
- Dear God… it’s Betty~ Betty Farkas
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